i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found on the internet and eat them and watch cartoons even if the food is gross because we made it and we’re perfect

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louislouislouislouislouislous:

wen she say go deeper but u all out of dick

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newkidzonthecock:

i will commit a million crimes until he arrests me.

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kokosnsse:

I’m screamiiiiing

kokosnsse:

I’m screamiiiiing

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hplyrikz:

I can relate to this

hplyrikz:

I can relate to this


shitshilarious:

iliveinmattsmithspants:

territorialcreep:

itseasytoremember:

whythefuckareyouromeo:


0ver-doze:

omg they are so offended if you lick them back. 

Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.

i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.

I have reblogged this like ten times

My cat grooms me. What does that mean?

It means your cat thinks your style is wack and is trying to help

shitshilarious:

iliveinmattsmithspants:

territorialcreep:

itseasytoremember:

whythefuckareyouromeo:


0ver-doze
:

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omg they are so offended if you lick them back. 

Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.

i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.

I have reblogged this like ten times

My cat grooms me. What does that mean?

It means your cat thinks your style is wack and is trying to help

(via indefinite-soul)


betteroffdeader:

There are three kinds of people.

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ghost-of-petra-ral:

no-glasses-eridan:

halloowada:

see

total drama gets it

That’s because it’s Canadian

Shouldn’t all people be this way. If someone is happy, even if they are not with you. isn’t that enough? i sure think it is.

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northstarfan:

…and half the time they will springboard off the first vertical surface they come near, trot back to you, and insist you do it again.

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